BOLD the statements that are true to you. ITALISE the statements that you wish are true. Leave the fibs alone. 

I miss somebody right now. (how about i miss 40 over people O_O)
I don’t watch TV these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I’ve tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome. (ew)
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (HAHAHAHA this is quite funny?)
I’m totally smart. (I WISH OMG)
I’ve broken someone’s bones.
I’m paranoid.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, F.O.C and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way I look. (HMM i am fine with the way i like lah)
I am usually pessimistic. ( nowadays more so i think, :( )
I have a lot of mood swings.
I’m always hyper.
I have a lot of friends.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I love to shop.
I would rather shop then eat. (please no i love eating :S)
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I’m a pretty good dancer. (I WISH!!!!)
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I have rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future. (THREE)
I have changed a diaper before.
I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I’m not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I’ve been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. (DOWNRIGHT BITCHY WTF HATE THESE KINDA PEOPLE. okay that turned out more vehement than i want it to be, but SERIOUSLY.)
I own the “South Park” movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (ew)
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is fun because you get candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (used to hahaha)
I am happy at this moment.
I’m obsessed with guys.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I’m proficient in a musical instrument. (MY VOICE... HAHAHAHAH wtf, eh but true what :S LOL)
I’ve worked at McDonald’s restaurant. (erm)
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausages.
I love kisses. (and hugs!)
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can’t whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves.
I have ridden/owned a horse. (yeah and it was a completely bad experience but i am willing to try again :D)
I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. (don't have journals)
I can’t stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them with distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay/know what cosplaying is. (i know what it is)
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I’m an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary. (my room is clean! except for my table. SUPER DUPER MESSY)
I like a person of the same sex.